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In reply to the discussion: Love, God [View all]

MineralMan

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19. Truly, that is the power of God, who speaketh through his ass.
Tue May 1, 2018, 12:49 PM
May 2018

For verily, every ass doth belong to the Lord.

An lo, I shall be punished sorely for my words, I warrant.

Love, God [View all] Soph0571 Apr 2018 OP
I didn't know God and Santa Claus were one in the same. democratisphere Apr 2018 #1
In certain respects, they are exactly similar. Iggo Apr 2018 #3
K & R 50 Shades Of Blue Apr 2018 #2
Silly. guillaumeb Apr 2018 #4
You are calling the beliefs of hundreds of millions of Christians "silly." trotsky Apr 2018 #5
Intolerance, obviously Major Nikon Apr 2018 #6
Now, now. trotsky Apr 2018 #7
Unless you are calling a different belief silly Major Nikon Apr 2018 #8
And you can't know unless you ask EVERY SINGLE BELIEVER Heddi Apr 2018 #9
Well that's different Major Nikon Apr 2018 #10
Speaking of which, guillaumeb May 2018 #20
I am sorry you can't respond, and instead need to be petty and personal. trotsky May 2018 #22
What an interesting and illuminating response. guillaumeb May 2018 #24
Fair point Major Nikon Apr 2018 #11
That is, perhaps, the weakest of your many one-word replies. MineralMan May 2018 #13
Probably better just to provide the actual quote Major Nikon May 2018 #14
Indeed. There are many other such verses, too. MineralMan May 2018 #15
We can't take the bible literally, except when we must take it literally Major Nikon May 2018 #16
However, we mustn't reveal which parts we take literally. MineralMan May 2018 #17
Naturally Major Nikon May 2018 #18
Truly, that is the power of God, who speaketh through his ass. MineralMan May 2018 #19
I try to fit it to the post. guillaumeb May 2018 #21
So you ignore Jesus' teaching about turning the other cheek. trotsky May 2018 #23
"Eternal punishment awaits all who question God's infinite love... Act_of_Reparation May 2018 #12
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