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Mon Oct 22, 2018, 05:18 PM

1. That means visitors to the museum will be left to see only the following biblical artifacts:

Joseph and Mary's marriage certificate with Certificate of Authenticity signed by Ken Ham.

Jesus's Kenyan birth certificate.

Astrolabe from Noah's ark.

Dinosaur bones, (ones that look like your butcher saved for you to give to the dog.)

Dried seaweed from the exposed Dead Sea's bed - with Certificate of Authenticity signed by Jerry Falwell on his death bed.

Reeds from the boat that Moses' mother put him in. Certificate of authenticity not available as Franklin Graham was busy that day.

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