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Doreen

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16. OMG!!! You have me laughing my ass off!

Wed Jan 8, 2020, 03:44 PM

Jan 2020

I have a friend who talks about cats having complete control over people using their cat dander. Those who have cats take it out into the world and infect other people with it and put them under cat control also.

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Atheists prefer cats, Christians love dogs, study shows. [View all] guillaumeb Jan 2020 OP

I've had up to three cats at a time. luvs2sing Jan 2020 #1

One of my daughters has 2 cats and 3 dogs. guillaumeb Jan 2020 #4

Chickens and barn cats. WheelWalker Jan 2020 #2

The survey did address that. guillaumeb Jan 2020 #5

Can't deny confusion. Am a consultant to a Washington pot farm. Provide rescue shelter WheelWalker Jan 2020 #7

I'm an athiest/agnostic and a total dog person. smirkymonkey Jan 2020 #3

I thought the title was funny. guillaumeb Jan 2020 #6

I haven't asked them, but I'm pretty sure my dogs are atheist Major Nikon Jan 2020 #10

Growing up, I was Faux pas Jan 2020 #8

Have 1 dog and 2 cats BillyBobBrilliant Jan 2020 #9

There is Christian superstition against cats edhopper Jan 2020 #11

About those pets!!! Mocha1206 Jan 2020 #12

Cats think for themselves. Doreen Jan 2020 #13

Cats think for their owners as well. guillaumeb Jan 2020 #14

OMG!!! You have me laughing my ass off! Doreen Jan 2020 #16

That explains it. guillaumeb Jan 2020 #17

It is more likely toxoplasmosis infecting Voltaire2 Jan 2020 #35

My dog is in charge. We obey. LakeArenal Jan 2020 #24

Are we sure the DOG-loving Christians aren't dyslexic? CaptYossarian Jan 2020 #15

And apart from this week, guillaumeb Jan 2020 #20

Medical appointments for my recent kidney/pancreas transplants and CaptYossarian Jan 2020 #21

I understand the reference. guillaumeb Jan 2020 #40

Thank you. I'm doing great. Each week they're reducing my meds. CaptYossarian Jan 2020 #42

Very well said. guillaumeb Jan 2020 #44

Over 40 years ago, a high school classmate drew a cartoon depicting a giant eagle descending on a CaptYossarian Jan 2020 #46

It's True: Liberals Like Cats More Than Conservatives Do trotsky Jan 2020 #18

Cats are Libertarians in nature. guillaumeb Jan 2020 #19

Those statements have no actual meaning. trotsky Jan 2020 #33

They cannot express them in words, but judge them by their actions. eom guillaumeb Jan 2020 #39

And if there's one thing you've shown you love to do, it's judge others. trotsky Jan 2020 #43

The sceintific method of observation and analysis. guillaumeb Jan 2020 #45

Do you ever consider that your observation and analysis may be in error, or incomplete? trotsky Jan 2020 #47

Never. I am perfect. guillaumeb Jan 2020 #48

And humble, too, apparently. trotsky Jan 2020 #49

Humility is a part of perfection. eom guillaumeb Jan 2020 #50

dogs are pack animals who defer to the alpha male/female and need to be told what msongs Jan 2020 #22

Cats respect no boundaries. guillaumeb Jan 2020 #23

Feral cats live in packs. Voltaire2 Jan 2020 #36

This atheist loves dogs. Dog is Love. LakeArenal Jan 2020 #25

Cats are Libertarians. guillaumeb Jan 2020 #26

Cats have no political beliefs of their own. trotsky Jan 2020 #34

And actually feral cats live in groups. Voltaire2 Jan 2020 #37

BuT cATs ArE LibErtArIAnS!!! n/t trotsky Jan 2020 #38

I prefer cats... mbusby Jan 2020 #27

Do these cats want to look like dogs? guillaumeb Jan 2020 #41

Dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night... Mazeltov Cocktail Jan 2020 #28

dogs pamdb Jan 2020 #29

I am a cat person Jake Stern Jan 2020 #30

Cats are the Libertarians of animals. guillaumeb Jan 2020 #31

Rather have a free thinking Libertarian cat Jake Stern Jan 2020 #32

Cat, Dog, Cockatiel and Geckko sagesnow Jan 2020 #51

An excellent suggestion. guillaumeb Jan 2020 #52

No, but sagesnow Jan 2020 #53

That's because you can see God in a dog. Itchinjim Jan 2020 #54

I see the Creator in creation. eom guillaumeb Jan 2020 #57

My place looks like OkSustainAg Jan 2020 #55

Welcome to DU. guillaumeb Jan 2020 #56