Hard-line Shiites storm Iran shrines closed over coronavirus

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3. Never have been.

In fact, in some ways our religious nuts are much saner than religious nuts elsewhere.

We just don't have people swarming to protest and protect against every offense to our homegrown nut harvest like they do for other cultures' religious nuts. There's no ideology to protect the locals, and every reason to aim at them as domestic political foes.

Pistachios are more valuable than walnuts, esp. when you're allergic to walnuts.