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In reply to the discussion: New image of Jesus [View all]

magicarpet

(14,119 posts)
20. Double,... quadruple, bullshit....
Sun Mar 29, 2020, 06:47 PM
Mar 2020

Dominionist Pastor Paula White the Prosperity Gospel-ist and Sarah Palin swear that is His Majesty the Virus taking off in Air Force One.

Believe me,.. that is the truth.

God opens up and lights the heavens where ever the pResidential jet goes. Because the cargo (trDumpie) has been elevated to god's most preferred adopted son, a notch above the level of Jesus, and The Holy Ghost.

It is true,.. believe that too.

You see god had a tryst with a porn star, or she might have been a prostitute, whatever. Well anyway, god supported this love child secretly, but now god has officially and publicly adopted donnie.

I swear, believe me.

Reverent White has all the details, she is god's executive secretary and his tithing bookkeeper here on earth. She will tell you all about it and fill in any missing details. Just be sure to bring your wallet along with lots of cash.

New image of Jesus [View all] Cartoonist Mar 2020 OP
Not only that, but that cloud to the left looks like an elephant! ;) nt ExciteBike66 Mar 2020 #1
That made me chuckle underpants Mar 2020 #3
ummm dweller Mar 2020 #2
😁 underpants Mar 2020 #5
Or... FiveGoodMen Mar 2020 #8
He's got the same hairstylist as Turbineguy Mar 2020 #12
... Major Nikon Mar 2020 #16
Double,... quadruple, bullshit.... magicarpet Mar 2020 #20
Sorry... Mike Nelson Mar 2020 #4
Shit. That ain't nuthin'. Jesus' whole face appeared on a tortilla in New Mexico. That was about 3Hotdogs Mar 2020 #6
I never did get the Jesus Toaster I asked for underpants Mar 2020 #10
"christ on a cracker" saidsimplesimon Mar 2020 #7
Then, there's Jesus on a Trailer Hitch. 3Hotdogs Mar 2020 #11
...flowing robes, the grace, striking... underpants Mar 2020 #9
Any resemblance to any particular person or god is in the eye of the beholder. Nitram Mar 2020 #13
Sometimes it's in the brown eye of the beholder Major Nikon Mar 2020 #17
Jesus is a hole in a cloud? 2naSalit Mar 2020 #14
It's Moe poking Curly's eyes. CaptYossarian Mar 2020 #15
Yeah, seeing images and patterns where there isn't one is a thing. Igel Mar 2020 #18
Heavenly figures all over the place - Virgin Mary in Argentina packman Mar 2020 #19
That's Galadriel from LOTR! n/t JustFiveMoreMinutes Mar 2020 #22
Look! He's wearing a face mask! JustFiveMoreMinutes Mar 2020 #21
BLESS THIS FISH OVER HERE AtheistCrusader Mar 2020 #23
This is clearly not true.. Permanut Mar 2020 #24
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