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In reply to the discussion: (Jewish Group) Jokes for Jews [View all]MosheFeingold
(3,051 posts)Rabbi Swartz was plagued by swine.
Specifically, he was dying to eat pork. It had been driving him crazy for 20 years.
So he resolved to go eat some.
Of course, he couldn't just go to town and buy some. He went to the next town over, made reservations at an exclusive French restaurant (table for one) on a Tuesday under a fake name.
He got there, and sure enough, right there on the menu was exactly what he was looking for: suckling pig. He ordered it and began steeling his nerves with a bit of wine.
The pig, when it arrived was majestic! A small whole pig on a silver platter, apple in its mouth, draped wonderfully with herbs and spices. It smelled heavenly.
Just as the Rabbi was about to take his first bite, who should walk in? Dr. Feingold, the President of the congregation!
Shocked, Dr. Feingold exclaimed, "Rabbi! what are you doing?!"
Thinking fast, Rabbi Swartz responded "I ordered an apple! And look how they brought it to me!"