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In reply to the discussion: (Jewish Group) Jokes for Jews [View all]MosheFeingold
(3,051 posts)12. Poor Shlomo is dying
Shlomo had 95 years on this Earth and was on his deathbed, barely able to move out of his upstairs room.
His loving wife, Sarah, came to him, weeping, "The doctors say that this is it. You don't have much time, my dearest Shlomo. It could be any moment, any day! Is there anything I can do for you? Anything at all?!"
Shlomo looked at his wife, lovingly. Barely able to speak he whispered, "I've heard you cooking all day in the kitchen. It smells wonderful. Can you bring me just a little cup of that matos ball soup you have been cooking?"
Sarah looked at Shlomo sternly. "Oh, no! We're saving the soup for the shiva!"
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