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In reply to the discussion: (Jewish Group) Jokes for Jews [View all]MosheFeingold
(3,051 posts)35. Captured in Syria
A CNN reporter, a BBC reporter, and an Israeli commando are captured by ISIS in Syria.
The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.
The CNN Reporter said, "Well, Im an American, so Id like one last hamburger with French fries.
The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the burger & fries. The reporter ate it and said Now, I can die.
The BBC Reporter said, "Im a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and whats about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.
The ISIS leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and dictated some comments. The reporter then said, "Now I can die knowing I stayed true until the end.
The ISIS leader turned to the Israeli commando and said, And now, Mr. Israeli tough guy, what is your final wish?
Kick me in the butt , said the soldier.
What?" asked the leader, Will you mock us in your last hour?
No, Im not kidding. I want you to kick me in the butt , insisted the Israeli.
So the terrorist leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the behind. The soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from under his flak jacket, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all terrorists were either dead or fleeing for their lives. As the soldier was untying the reporters, they asked him, Why didnt you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in the butt first?
What? replied the Israeli, and have you report that I was the aggressor?
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