Joke: A Knock at The Door

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4. A story from a friend...

...who had a friend back in the 80's who was a large women and who was deep, deep into SCA and Paganism. She liked to dress in "full regalia" as she put it.

One day when the women was in her full regalia and dressed to the nines, two very slim, very young "men" in white shirts-and-ties rang her door bell.

The young men asked if she was willing to discuss the good news of of the bible, to which the women replied with a great grin and "Oh yes, you will do!"

However, before the young men could respond the women turned around and yelled back into her house with an extremely loud Sergeant-Major's voice, "Hon...Nee! The...Sac..Cra...Fices...Are...Here!!"

Only to find that when she turned back to invite the young men in, there wasn't anybody on her door step.

She later lamented scaring them off, since no nice young men in ties ever knocked on her door again.