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Atheists & Agnostics

lindysalsagal

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9. True story: I was ripping the livingroom carpet up and rolling it and trying to drag it out the fron

Reply to Freelancer (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2018, 10:19 PM

Mar 2018

front door by myself. They came up and asked if I knew Jesus, and I said, no, but would you grab that end if the carpet?

They ran like hell!!!!!

And they never came back!

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Joke: A Knock at The Door [View all] Freelancer Mar 2018 OP

I'm waiting for the Jehovah's Witnesses to come by.. Permanut Mar 2018 #1

Great Joke...I will pass it on.. Stuart G Mar 2018 #2

I had one come by last summer rurallib Mar 2018 #3

Or maybe you scared the Jesus out of him! progressoid Mar 2018 #5

A story from a friend... NeoGreen Mar 2018 #4

Their magic underwear informs them of who's on the naughty list Freelancer Mar 2018 #6

Reminds me of an experience I had years ago The Genealogist Mar 2018 #7

Once when my little brother was about eight... PassingFair Mar 2018 #8

True story: I was ripping the livingroom carpet up and rolling it and trying to drag it out the fron lindysalsagal Mar 2018 #9

That's excellent! LOL. -nt Freelancer Mar 2018 #10