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Atheists & Agnostics

trotsky

(49,533 posts)

10. No it was a fuckfruit.

Reply to Brainstormy (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2018, 12:59 PM

Apr 2018

God: "You can eat the fruit of any tree here except for that one."

Adam: "Why?"

God: "Because then you'll have the knowledge of right and wrong."

Adam: "You mean the ability to understand that it's wrong to eat that fruit?"

God: "Fuck you. Get out."

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Eve and the apple [View all] Brainstormy Apr 2018 OP

Much of the bible is either lost or created in translation lapfog_1 Apr 2018 #1

Imagine that, ERRORS! elleng Apr 2018 #2

I know! :) Perish the thought! n/t Brainstormy Apr 2018 #5

Is that your best shot? Seriously? DetlefK Apr 2018 #3

Sheesh! Brainstormy Apr 2018 #4

Probably the condescention zipplewrath Apr 2018 #7

And the fact that he is using Bible scholars SCantiGOP Apr 2018 #8

Oh no zipplewrath Apr 2018 #11

Wow. Condescending? Brainstormy Apr 2018 #13

1st grade level zipplewrath Apr 2018 #15

I liked your OP and saw nothing wrong with it! LostOne4Ever Apr 2018 #30

Always knew this zipplewrath Apr 2018 #6

And bible scholars SCantiGOP Apr 2018 #9

apologies. Brainstormy Apr 2018 #14

No it was a fuckfruit. trotsky Apr 2018 #10

Not sure you quite understand the metaphor zipplewrath Apr 2018 #12

It must be tough for you. trotsky Apr 2018 #16

So it's a place to make fun of other DU'ers? zipplewrath Apr 2018 #17

Can you name exactly which DUers were made fun of? trotsky Apr 2018 #18

Those of faith zipplewrath Apr 2018 #19

So yes, you're saying that making fun of an idea is the same as making fun of people. trotsky Apr 2018 #20

Misrepresenting it yes zipplewrath Apr 2018 #21

Oh this is getting good. trotsky Apr 2018 #22

Nothing of the sort zipplewrath Apr 2018 #23

"almost all" - Aha. trotsky Apr 2018 #24

On DU? zipplewrath Apr 2018 #25

"the context of this forum" trotsky Apr 2018 #26

I think one can agreeably disagree zipplewrath Apr 2018 #27

Oh please yes. trotsky Apr 2018 #28

Misrpresentation zipplewrath Apr 2018 #29

This message was self-deleted by its author trotsky Apr 2018 #31

And we're back around the circle. trotsky Apr 2018 #33

There is nothing whatsoever that you can "report" trotsky for muriel_volestrangler Apr 2018 #38

I think you're lost. GeorgeGist Apr 2018 #35

I've read it was a pomegranate Lordquinton Apr 2018 #32

The Genesis book is a mythical tale. The lesson is that man connot use his intelect to wasupaloopa Apr 2018 #34

Maybe it was an Apple Computer Freelancer Apr 2018 #36

Adam: edhopper Apr 2018 #37

I don't think any English translation of the bible says 'apple' muriel_volestrangler Apr 2018 #39