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moriah

(8,311 posts)
60. That's my take, and why I feel guilty for admitting to laughing.
Mon Apr 25, 2016, 07:59 PM
Apr 2016

I want to be civil to the people who really do want to see him win. And it's too soon to see humor yet for many. People who I care about as fellow Democrats.

This position -- really believing in a candidate but just not seeing the math as workable isn't a fun one. I know. I was there myself.

I already voted, and had in 2008. It was a little easier. But this year they moved the primaries much further apart, overcorrecting IMHO from trying to fight 2008 over again when it has been eight years rather than out of bias.... but it's led to later primary states and people who want to vote for Bernie to feel disenfranchised.

I don't know if it's a good idea to have all primaries on the same days, because it doesn't let the candidates get to interact with people in the states. But it's yhe only idea I can think of to keep later-voting states from feeling like they don't get to take a meaningful part because of such high delegate leads already.

#BernieMath - College Humor [View all] qdouble Apr 2016 OP
:) Lucinda Apr 2016 #1
The tutor forgot to factor in Hillary's hackers into the equation. forest444 Apr 2016 #2
Awwwww, there must be a sale on brand spanking new Brockwursts! djean111 Apr 2016 #3
a what? qdouble Apr 2016 #5
He's calling you a Hillary plant Stuckinthebush Apr 2016 #8
How many points does he get because birds Hortensis Apr 2016 #21
I've got an idea! kstewart33 Apr 2016 #69
Tons of... qdouble Apr 2016 #28
Yes they can Stuckinthebush Apr 2016 #93
It's part of double-advanced #berniemath. wildeyed Apr 2016 #83
Oh this is BRILLIANT!! And SO dead-on accurate!! NurseJackie Apr 2016 #4
It is at that! pandr32 Apr 2016 #59
It's was so Brilliant! OMG! Cha Apr 2016 #62
Ten years from now, we'll STILL be laughing at this video! (And other things.) NurseJackie Apr 2016 #89
It's classic~Timeless.. Cha Apr 2016 #90
This is the best! Stuckinthebush Apr 2016 #6
Word! Brother Buzz Apr 2016 #34
Oh dang how f'd up is that!! misterhighwasted Apr 2016 #36
Yep, the same jiu-jitsu moves. Beacool Apr 2016 #82
Captured BernieMath exactly itsrobert Apr 2016 #7
Maybe Bernie supporters just need to... Chang... their point of view? IamMab Apr 2016 #25
Alerted for hilariousness Imagene234 Apr 2016 #68
All we are waiting on now is the movie! IamMab Apr 2016 #80
K&R! stonecutter357 Apr 2016 #9
That is a riot! I'm going off to post it everywhere!!! Walk away Apr 2016 #10
+1 itsrobert Apr 2016 #11
Wow, look at that! itsrobert Apr 2016 #12
They must of researched DU for this video workinclasszero Apr 2016 #13
NAILED IT! itsrobert Apr 2016 #15
My thoughts too ... NurseJackie Apr 2016 #44
Hahahahaha! Love it. nt BreakfastClub Apr 2016 #14
Thanks so much for this BlueMTexpat Apr 2016 #16
"and multiply by how much birds love him" Maru Kitteh Apr 2016 #17
+1 rofl FSogol Apr 2016 #49
I know, that was where I literally LOL'd Maru Kitteh Apr 2016 #87
Great video. (eom) athena Apr 2016 #18
"Multiply that by how much birds like him" cwydro Apr 2016 #19
But sparrows don't vote workinclasszero Apr 2016 #24
Oh ya, cuz it's rigged!! Everything's RIGGED!! misterhighwasted Apr 2016 #41
Ah, sparrows do vote, unfortunately they registered American Independent Brother Buzz Apr 2016 #42
Haha workinclasszero Apr 2016 #67
Nah, it was the Cardinals who suppressed the sparrow vote! cwydro Apr 2016 #50
Ha! :-D ... and ... NurseJackie Apr 2016 #63
Bye, Felicia. Lizzie Poppet Apr 2016 #20
Awwww Stuckinthebush Apr 2016 #94
Rocked it! itsrobert Apr 2016 #22
This is so perfect. K&R! IamMab Apr 2016 #23
LOL savalez Apr 2016 #26
Fantastic! K&R CajunBlazer Apr 2016 #27
That is soooo perfect!!!! revmclaren Apr 2016 #29
Noted! Stuckinthebush Apr 2016 #95
OMG, perfect demonstration of pretzel logic! eom UtahLib Apr 2016 #30
Gahahaha alcibiades_mystery Apr 2016 #31
That's funny. NCTraveler Apr 2016 #32
The only thing funnier than that statement griffi94 Apr 2016 #65
bwahahahaha DemonGoddess Apr 2016 #33
They must read DU. This video is so spot on lol. Nt ProudToBeLiberal Apr 2016 #35
LOL! grossproffit Apr 2016 #39
K&R! This is so spot on, I can't believe it! It reminds me of SNL writers telling lunamagica Apr 2016 #37
Genius! They must read this forum. grossproffit Apr 2016 #38
There is a grain of truth in this Legends303 Apr 2016 #40
Hahahahahaha... fleabiscuit Apr 2016 #43
The degree to which this is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant cannot be stated enough. Tarc Apr 2016 #45
Lool damn straight Spacedog1973 Apr 2016 #46
Omg Stuckinthebush Apr 2016 #97
Painfully funny...painfully true. The dialogue could've been directly lifted from GD-P Surya Gayatri Apr 2016 #47
I really had to wonder if someone involved with that has been here. cwydro Apr 2016 #66
Forum Winner! NastyRiffraff Apr 2016 #48
Is this a documentary? onehandle Apr 2016 #51
As seen on DU.... FSogol Apr 2016 #53
omg toshiba783 Apr 2016 #52
This would be absolutely hilarious... Skid Rogue Apr 2016 #54
That's my take, and why I feel guilty for admitting to laughing. moriah Apr 2016 #60
Hi, moriah Skid Rogue Apr 2016 #74
I'm an Arkie. I still vote Dem, even if my state is rarely in play nationally. moriah Apr 2016 #75
NAILED IT! JaneyVee Apr 2016 #55
LOL SharonClark Apr 2016 #56
Perfect! DesertRat Apr 2016 #57
. Grassy Knoll Apr 2016 #58
Wow! that was so funny because we've heard it all! Thank you, qdouble! Cha Apr 2016 #61
Math... HumanityExperiment Apr 2016 #64
Yeah. You missed the DNC rule book Stuckinthebush Apr 2016 #98
Forgive them for not knowing the rules...they're new to the organization alcibiades_mystery Apr 2016 #112
Can we pin this on top of GDP? JaneyVee Apr 2016 #70
Thanks for the laughs! And welcome to DU! n/t pnwmom Apr 2016 #71
Bravo! greatauntoftriplets Apr 2016 #72
LOL! That is brilliant and hilarious... Spazito Apr 2016 #73
Bernie does a better job of beating anyone of the republican candidates.... dubyadiprecession Apr 2016 #76
Absolutely dead on!! Sancho Apr 2016 #77
Love this! BainsBane Apr 2016 #78
What a hoot. thank you sssssssssssooo Much! riversedge Apr 2016 #79
So funny and so true.......... Beacool Apr 2016 #81
OMG! Bobbie Jo Apr 2016 #84
I have no words. Loki Apr 2016 #85
PERFECT! betsuni Apr 2016 #86
They nailed it... SidDithers Apr 2016 #88
Kick BainsBane Apr 2016 #91
K & R Maru Kitteh Apr 2016 #92
. . . and that was before she took control of the Internet ucrdem Apr 2016 #96
I would like to nominate qdouble as winner of the internets Stuckinthebush Apr 2016 #99
K&R Jamaal510 Apr 2016 #100
Yup. ismnotwasm Apr 2016 #101
K&R :-)) Alfresco Apr 2016 #102
I hope it goes viral. What I love most is that this is College Humor. Great to see guys lunamagica Apr 2016 #103
I think the real bad math is anyone hoping for a unify instead of a walk out Unicorn Apr 2016 #104
I love your username Tarc Apr 2016 #109
how true! Lil Missy Apr 2016 #105
lol awesome auntpurl Apr 2016 #106
OMG!!!!!!! all american girl Apr 2016 #107
This is very funny Gothmog Apr 2016 #108
LOL! Such an apt description of the contortions we have witnessed here firsthand! R B Garr Apr 2016 #110
Must kick as this is still making me laugh. auntpurl Apr 2016 #111
Fantastic NobodyHere Apr 2016 #113
k&r DesertRat Apr 2016 #114
But but but aren't College Humorists also Millenials? Hekate Apr 2016 #115
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