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Stuckinthebush

(10,816 posts)
98. Yeah. You missed the DNC rule book
Tue Apr 26, 2016, 01:20 AM
Apr 2016

It clearly states that all delegates - pledged and unpledged - vote with their state delegations. So....supers will propel her over the top faster than you can get to Wyoming.

#BernieMath - College Humor [View all] qdouble Apr 2016 OP
:) Lucinda Apr 2016 #1
The tutor forgot to factor in Hillary's hackers into the equation. forest444 Apr 2016 #2
Awwwww, there must be a sale on brand spanking new Brockwursts! djean111 Apr 2016 #3
a what? qdouble Apr 2016 #5
He's calling you a Hillary plant Stuckinthebush Apr 2016 #8
How many points does he get because birds Hortensis Apr 2016 #21
I've got an idea! kstewart33 Apr 2016 #69
Tons of... qdouble Apr 2016 #28
Yes they can Stuckinthebush Apr 2016 #93
It's part of double-advanced #berniemath. wildeyed Apr 2016 #83
Oh this is BRILLIANT!! And SO dead-on accurate!! NurseJackie Apr 2016 #4
It is at that! pandr32 Apr 2016 #59
It's was so Brilliant! OMG! Cha Apr 2016 #62
Ten years from now, we'll STILL be laughing at this video! (And other things.) NurseJackie Apr 2016 #89
It's classic~Timeless.. Cha Apr 2016 #90
This is the best! Stuckinthebush Apr 2016 #6
Word! Brother Buzz Apr 2016 #34
Oh dang how f'd up is that!! misterhighwasted Apr 2016 #36
Yep, the same jiu-jitsu moves. Beacool Apr 2016 #82
Captured BernieMath exactly itsrobert Apr 2016 #7
Maybe Bernie supporters just need to... Chang... their point of view? IamMab Apr 2016 #25
Alerted for hilariousness Imagene234 Apr 2016 #68
All we are waiting on now is the movie! IamMab Apr 2016 #80
K&R! stonecutter357 Apr 2016 #9
That is a riot! I'm going off to post it everywhere!!! Walk away Apr 2016 #10
+1 itsrobert Apr 2016 #11
Wow, look at that! itsrobert Apr 2016 #12
They must of researched DU for this video workinclasszero Apr 2016 #13
NAILED IT! itsrobert Apr 2016 #15
My thoughts too ... NurseJackie Apr 2016 #44
Hahahahaha! Love it. nt BreakfastClub Apr 2016 #14
Thanks so much for this BlueMTexpat Apr 2016 #16
"and multiply by how much birds love him" Maru Kitteh Apr 2016 #17
+1 rofl FSogol Apr 2016 #49
I know, that was where I literally LOL'd Maru Kitteh Apr 2016 #87
Great video. (eom) athena Apr 2016 #18
"Multiply that by how much birds like him" cwydro Apr 2016 #19
But sparrows don't vote workinclasszero Apr 2016 #24
Oh ya, cuz it's rigged!! Everything's RIGGED!! misterhighwasted Apr 2016 #41
Ah, sparrows do vote, unfortunately they registered American Independent Brother Buzz Apr 2016 #42
Haha workinclasszero Apr 2016 #67
Nah, it was the Cardinals who suppressed the sparrow vote! cwydro Apr 2016 #50
Ha! :-D ... and ... NurseJackie Apr 2016 #63
Bye, Felicia. Lizzie Poppet Apr 2016 #20
Awwww Stuckinthebush Apr 2016 #94
Rocked it! itsrobert Apr 2016 #22
This is so perfect. K&R! IamMab Apr 2016 #23
LOL savalez Apr 2016 #26
Fantastic! K&R CajunBlazer Apr 2016 #27
That is soooo perfect!!!! revmclaren Apr 2016 #29
Noted! Stuckinthebush Apr 2016 #95
OMG, perfect demonstration of pretzel logic! eom UtahLib Apr 2016 #30
Gahahaha alcibiades_mystery Apr 2016 #31
That's funny. NCTraveler Apr 2016 #32
The only thing funnier than that statement griffi94 Apr 2016 #65
bwahahahaha DemonGoddess Apr 2016 #33
They must read DU. This video is so spot on lol. Nt ProudToBeLiberal Apr 2016 #35
LOL! grossproffit Apr 2016 #39
K&R! This is so spot on, I can't believe it! It reminds me of SNL writers telling lunamagica Apr 2016 #37
Genius! They must read this forum. grossproffit Apr 2016 #38
There is a grain of truth in this Legends303 Apr 2016 #40
Hahahahahaha... fleabiscuit Apr 2016 #43
The degree to which this is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant cannot be stated enough. Tarc Apr 2016 #45
Lool damn straight Spacedog1973 Apr 2016 #46
Omg Stuckinthebush Apr 2016 #97
Painfully funny...painfully true. The dialogue could've been directly lifted from GD-P Surya Gayatri Apr 2016 #47
I really had to wonder if someone involved with that has been here. cwydro Apr 2016 #66
Forum Winner! NastyRiffraff Apr 2016 #48
Is this a documentary? onehandle Apr 2016 #51
As seen on DU.... FSogol Apr 2016 #53
omg toshiba783 Apr 2016 #52
This would be absolutely hilarious... Skid Rogue Apr 2016 #54
That's my take, and why I feel guilty for admitting to laughing. moriah Apr 2016 #60
Hi, moriah Skid Rogue Apr 2016 #74
I'm an Arkie. I still vote Dem, even if my state is rarely in play nationally. moriah Apr 2016 #75
NAILED IT! JaneyVee Apr 2016 #55
LOL SharonClark Apr 2016 #56
Perfect! DesertRat Apr 2016 #57
. Grassy Knoll Apr 2016 #58
Wow! that was so funny because we've heard it all! Thank you, qdouble! Cha Apr 2016 #61
Math... HumanityExperiment Apr 2016 #64
Yeah. You missed the DNC rule book Stuckinthebush Apr 2016 #98
Forgive them for not knowing the rules...they're new to the organization alcibiades_mystery Apr 2016 #112
Can we pin this on top of GDP? JaneyVee Apr 2016 #70
Thanks for the laughs! And welcome to DU! n/t pnwmom Apr 2016 #71
Bravo! greatauntoftriplets Apr 2016 #72
LOL! That is brilliant and hilarious... Spazito Apr 2016 #73
Bernie does a better job of beating anyone of the republican candidates.... dubyadiprecession Apr 2016 #76
Absolutely dead on!! Sancho Apr 2016 #77
Love this! BainsBane Apr 2016 #78
What a hoot. thank you sssssssssssooo Much! riversedge Apr 2016 #79
So funny and so true.......... Beacool Apr 2016 #81
OMG! Bobbie Jo Apr 2016 #84
I have no words. Loki Apr 2016 #85
PERFECT! betsuni Apr 2016 #86
They nailed it... SidDithers Apr 2016 #88
Kick BainsBane Apr 2016 #91
K & R Maru Kitteh Apr 2016 #92
. . . and that was before she took control of the Internet ucrdem Apr 2016 #96
I would like to nominate qdouble as winner of the internets Stuckinthebush Apr 2016 #99
K&R Jamaal510 Apr 2016 #100
Yup. ismnotwasm Apr 2016 #101
K&R :-)) Alfresco Apr 2016 #102
I hope it goes viral. What I love most is that this is College Humor. Great to see guys lunamagica Apr 2016 #103
I think the real bad math is anyone hoping for a unify instead of a walk out Unicorn Apr 2016 #104
I love your username Tarc Apr 2016 #109
how true! Lil Missy Apr 2016 #105
lol awesome auntpurl Apr 2016 #106
OMG!!!!!!! all american girl Apr 2016 #107
This is very funny Gothmog Apr 2016 #108
LOL! Such an apt description of the contortions we have witnessed here firsthand! R B Garr Apr 2016 #110
Must kick as this is still making me laugh. auntpurl Apr 2016 #111
Fantastic NobodyHere Apr 2016 #113
k&r DesertRat Apr 2016 #114
But but but aren't College Humorists also Millenials? Hekate Apr 2016 #115
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