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[A HERETIC I AM]

12. Flatter me all you like, the answer is still no

Don't edit to add B.S.

::::Looks frantically for the rule that requires me to accede to your silly whims:::::

Nope. Nothing there

You are TRULY a joke! A sick joke!

::::sniff::::: That’s the sweetest thing anyone has said to me all day. The answer is still no.

I KNEW you weren't married as well! Hahahaha!!!

A good guess on a coin toss is not only incredibly pedestrian, it will not get you what you want, so please stop asking

Just don't lie about me again.

Not only do I not know enough about you to construct a reasonable prevarication, I have virtually zero interest in remedying that situation

Was only trying to be a "friend" but you seem to not know what THAT is either. It's sad. TRULY!

Again with the kindness, the flattery and the utterly remarkable insight. Also, putting “friend” in quotes doesn’t make you look sincere. It makes you look dubious.

Still....nope. Not gonna happen.

A HERETIC I AM
Happily trifling with DU neophytes for 15 years