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mogster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 06:46 PM
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Caption Bush at the ranch press conference


"I'm on vacation. Please don't let this spoil my holiday. Have some heart."
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 06:47 PM
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1. "It's hard work" nt
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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 06:49 PM
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2. Is that Karl on the far left?
Edited on Thu Aug-11-05 06:50 PM by InternalDialogue
"Oh, crap, I forgot the script -- he's making up words again!"

Edited to add: I just had a brain seizure when I read my own words "Karl on the far left." Har!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 06:49 PM
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3. "Later Condi's shoes will have a party and invite her pants down"
Edited on Thu Aug-11-05 06:53 PM by chimpsrsmarter
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 06:49 PM
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4. "Murder Inc."
That is all.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 06:50 PM
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5. "And that's how big it is when I'm swimming in COLD water..."
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 06:52 PM
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6. "look, we just don't care, ok?"
Yeah, we know.. :mad:
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 06:53 PM
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7. ayuh
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 06:55 PM
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8. "I've got the whole World in my greedy paws."
He disgusts me!
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 06:58 PM
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9. "Karl Rove is this big"
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Neverarepublican Donating Member (176 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 07:01 PM
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10. How can these people even live with themselves?
Look at them, they think they are doing a bang up job. Although Rove looks
like Bush is saying something he doensn't want him to. Just what are they thinking.
Cheney looks like he is working on new plan for more money more money more money.
Condi is pulling the underwear out of her ass and Rumsfield has to go to the potty.
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jurassicpork Donating Member (435 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 07:02 PM
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11. Caption? How's this?
"Who sent Martin Sheen to kill me?"
Karl Rove: .oO That's Cindy Sheehan, you assclown. Oo.

JP
http://jurassicpork.blogspot.com
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sweetheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 07:08 PM
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12. "My erection was this big"
"...and then i took condi in the ass, whilst big Dickie the cheney took
me in the ass for a real threesome. Rumsfeld wanted to play, but,
well, he's just not big enough. Never mind my propaganda consultant
on the left wondering how he'll erase my deviance.

My belt buckle is off because i've got a big erection right now... 'cuz
just the thought of fucking the american people warms my loins"


-president bush's words on 11 august 2005
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Incitatus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 07:09 PM
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13. caption
Rove "Oh, Shit. I forgot to sneak Gannon in to visit George. He's gonna be pissed."
Cheney "Good monkey"
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Johonny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-05 07:21 PM
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14. Well
the podium was suppose to be this big.
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