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Hyernel Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 09:25 PM
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BREAKING!! U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals outlaws Christmas
"In accordance with my activist agenda to secularize the nation, this court finds Christmas to be unlawful," Judge Reinhardt said. "The celebration of the birth of the philosopher Jesus—be it in the form of gift-giving, the singing of carols, fanciful decorations, or general good cheer and warm feelings amongst families—is in violation of the First Amendment principles upon which this great nation was founded."

Credible-ish linky:::
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43438

Damn liberal activist judges!!!

:sarcasm:

How much you wanna bet at least one TV preach-hole will be fooled by this and announce it to his flock.
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rd_kent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 09:26 PM
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1. Only one?
I bet there are a few!!!!!
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IndyOp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 09:28 PM
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2. It's about time! I have always hated Christians and think they
should be fed to lions.

:sarcasm:
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Hyernel Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 09:31 PM
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3. I'd worry about giving lions a sour stomach....
Christians are definitely hyena food.

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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 09:40 PM
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6. Gee thanks fucktard!
Edited on Wed Dec-14-05 09:40 PM by lonestarnot
:sarcasm:
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Hyernel Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 09:47 PM
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9. Fucktard? Moi?
Hee hee!


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a beer tree
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 10:05 PM
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10. Ewww I like that tree!
:toast:
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libhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 12:11 AM
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20. Yuppers -
I always said that Nero wasn't really a bad guy, just misunderstood.
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joefree1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 09:37 PM
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4. Ah crap!
Our lawyer was working on a copyright infringement case against Xians. They stole our holiday. Oh well, Merry Winter Solstice everyone.


http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PaganWarrior/
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shenmue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 09:38 PM
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5. I knew they'd do it!
Bastards!

:grr:

:rofl:

:dunce:
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serryjw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 09:43 PM
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7. One more nail in the coffin
to break up the 9th circuit!
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Hyernel Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 09:43 PM
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8. We could just call it Chrysmas.
No religious connection, no problem.

Santa is more fun anyways. He's not prophesized to come back and destroy the Earth, like Jeebus is.
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 10:11 PM
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11. I don't like Christmas and I don't like anyone that celebrates
Christmas......If Christmas is to for the sake of humanity it should be 365/24. Fuck this two week period where most folks turn on the "Holy Than Thou" bullshit and gives us that pretentiousness of the omnipotent
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Hyernel Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 10:14 PM
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12. You need a nice boubonified eggnog, my dear friend.
Secular Chrysmas...with all the Santa Claus and presents and parties and blinking lights...great stuff!

I filter the religious bullshit out. So do most people.
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 10:19 PM
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14. Had to many already to last a life time.....more content that
I know I don't need this type of phony bullshit anymore!
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Hyernel Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 10:25 PM
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15. Relax, dude.
We're all just funnin'
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 10:36 PM
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17. How do you know I'm not pulling funnin' leg?
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Hyernel Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 10:42 PM
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18. I don't...
...I'm just used to people not quite getting my sarcastic sense of humor. It rarely translates through the Internets.

Weeeee!

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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 10:52 PM
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19. And what may that sarcastic sense of humor be?

It went over my head sweetheart.
Weeeee!
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oregonindy Donating Member (790 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 10:17 PM
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13. nah...too many big words...they'll never make it through the whole thing
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-14-05 10:33 PM
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16. i put up a tree and the EPA broke down my front door
Edited on Wed Dec-14-05 10:38 PM by upi402
and found me to be sooooo full of bushit!!!
:rofl:
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Hyernel Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 12:32 AM
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21. EEP!
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