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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 05:27 PM
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How big is your weiner?
I just bought a foot long at the hot dog stand. It was awesome. God I love wieners.
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Yogi Donating Member (648 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 05:28 PM
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1. Hey, thanks for sharing!
n/t
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 05:29 PM
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2. Bigger than yours.
A lot bigger. :P
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 05:31 PM
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3. Bigger than a foot long?
Jeez, that is a huge weiner! Where do they sell those?
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 05:33 PM
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4. That there are still people arguing against the metric system...

Despite the meter Bratwurst obviously showing it's superiority :P





And then there is the Sulzfelder Wurst, which can be ordered even longer.
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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 05:35 PM
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6. mmmm.. that really brings out the wurst in me.....
ba dump CHING!

That really is making me hungry for some Bratwurst and Kraut... and wash it down with a Spaten Oktoberfest..... mmmm... I love my German Heritage!

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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 05:37 PM
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8. That post doesn't cut the mustard.
But I relish your response.
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 05:39 PM
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9. No no and No
:spank:

That is a cologne Wurst. The only way to wash it down is with Sion Kölsch. Never mix up beer-styles in Germany: the local brewing is deemed important (the proverbial ordering of a Kölsch in Düsseldorf...)


The Oktoberfest Beer would be OK for the Sulzfelder, of course ;-) .
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 05:42 PM
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12. OMFG THAT IS THE BIGGEST WEINER I HAVE EVER SEEN
now my mouth is watering.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 05:43 PM
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13. Master Race has Master Weiners eh?
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 05:52 PM
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14. Oh c'mon
Having mastered stuffing tripe with obscure animal parts is hardly reason to go Fawlty ... :hi:

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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 05:35 PM
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5. It fits the bun. 'Nuff said.
:P
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 05:36 PM
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7. Mine's pretty small, and covered in cheese.


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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 05:41 PM
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11. Hairy blonde.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 05:40 PM
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10. 763,856,266,567,959,659 feet
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-22-04 06:01 PM
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15. Seven Dollar Ballpark Frank Made From The Finest Hog Anuses
Edited on Thu Jul-22-04 06:09 PM by indigobusiness
SAN DIEGO--Petco Park vendors defended their decision to charge seven dollars for a hot dog yesterday, claiming that the franks were made from the “finest hog anuses” money can buy.
“You pay more because we use the best ingredients,” said Michael Wilson, president of AMG Foods, which handles the vending at San Diego’s new ballpark. “The hog anuses you are eating come from the finest hogs in the land. The cow tongues, intestinal tracts, and various other meat byproducts are absolutely top-of-the line. Seven dollars is the absolute minimum we can charge, believe me.”
Wilson also defended his high-priced bottled water, claiming that it makes all other water “taste like steaming dogshit.”

http://www.thebrushback.com/previous_issue.htm


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