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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 10:53 PM
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I found my virginity last weekend...
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 10:54 PM
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1. Let me in on that secret.
I bet you could bottle that and make millions.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 10:55 PM
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4. No secret I just left it under the couch.
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 10:56 PM
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6. I'll have to check there!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 10:54 PM
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2. where was it hiding?
:shrug:
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 10:54 PM
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3. Was it under the cushions on the couch?
That's where I'm always leaving mine. :)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 10:56 PM
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5. YES! see #4
I remembered Poland too!
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:06 PM
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12. Well, there ya go.
And now you get out there and loose it for good this time, you hear?

Hyah!
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:10 PM
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14. No thank you!
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:28 PM
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24. Oh, give it a shot.
Think of it this way. The first time is ALWAYS the worst. And if the second isn't so good you can always just toss it under the couch again. Sort of a reincarnation, Groundhog Day sort of thing.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:31 PM
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25. Probably true, but I am in a relationship now.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 10:56 PM
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7. get rid of it! ASAP!!!
:P
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 10:58 PM
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9. Bury it in the backyard or...???
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:12 PM
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or.
need i say more? :evilgrin:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:18 PM
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18. Yes, you need to say more...
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:22 PM
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21. er... ummm..
not here :P
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:25 PM
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22. It's ok.
;)
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 10:57 PM
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8. If cherries could grow back...
I'd have a friggin' orchard.

LOL.
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:09 PM
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13. That was a good one! n/t
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:12 PM
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15. bwahahaha
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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OrwellwasRight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 10:58 PM
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10. Why would you want to?
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 10:59 PM
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11. Because it was there...
like Everest!
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OrwellwasRight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:13 PM
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16. That answer's as good as any.
Would you have sex with a born again virgin?
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:18 PM
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17. Depends on who he or she is.
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OrwellwasRight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:42 PM
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27. Apparently s/he must be your spouse...
or are there other ways to get an offer from you?
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:48 PM
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28. Spouse. I'm married.
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Lone_Star_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:19 PM
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19. Nothing under my sofa but some dust bunnies....
I checked in the cushions and found $1.12 and a raisin (I think it was a grape when it fell in there) but no virginity. Mine seems to be hiding better than yours, I guess it's shy. :)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:21 PM
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20. Virginity is VERY shy...
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:26 PM
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23. can i help you hide it again?
:evilgrin:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-05 11:31 PM
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26. Thanks, but I am married...
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