K-Fed consults with attorney RE: "$125 million settlement" from Brittney

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/12/15/kfed_making_outrageous_demands.html

December 15, 2005
K-Fed making outrageous demands

It was one thing when Kevin Federline was just spending Britney's money on the occasional strippers in Vegas, pot and unneccessary sports cars. But now he's wondering if he can take her for an amount that would make Anna Nicole Smith blush.

According to America's In Touch Weekly magazine, during this tempestuous period of his marriage former dancer Kevin consulted lawyers to ask whether he could demand a "$125 million settlement" if the marriage ended.

I'm not even sure Britney has $125 million dollars after blowing some of her fortune on Cheetos, psychics and traumatic life-like nativity scenes for the baby's bedroom. In real people's court, K-Fed would be laughed back to the county fair dance-a-thon from whence he came. But considering Britney's first marriage lasted for a couple a days, this union is like 20 years in comparison. Damn, maybe he has a chance.

[Rising Phoenix]

1. can't blame the guy for trying...

[matcom]

2. Love no longer exists

:cry:

there is no hope for any of us

[underpants]

15. No it doesn't

but knocking the back out of Brittney and then getting paid $125 MILLION does


Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!

[Shell Beau]

3. Scumbag, good for nothing, mooching POS!

She needs to rid herself of that excess baggage! :puke:

[matcom]

4. oh

i thought you were talking about her :hide:

[Shell Beau]

6. She's not a moocher!

:P

[matcom]

7. that's a $125 Million Taco

:bounce:

:hide:

[Shell Beau]

10. It better have diamonds and glitter on it!

:P

[matcom]

12. sorry. for the is only ONE TRUE gilttering taco

:D

[Shell Beau]

14. Oh yeah, how could I forget?

:crazy:

[DS1]

16. A Diamond in the Rough

:7

[Rising Phoenix]

5. I don't know what the hell she was thinking...

marrying this loser in the first place...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. B_E_B's Rules 'O' Romance, Part One: Backup Dancers

If your backup dancer's girlfriend is pregnant with their second child and he starts whispering sweet nothings in your ear, having children with him (especially after he's spent most of your money) will result in his search for a new ear to whisper into.

:grouphug:

[Left Is Write]

8. Was there ever any doubt as to why he married her?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

11. I think the doubt lies with Britney, not "KFed"...

...but after the hundreds of unflattering "Cletus and Brandine" photos that have flooded the Web, it will be interesting to see if she can re-launch her career. I'm not saying that the image that was given to us of "the old Britney" was REAL, it's just the one that the public paid a lot of money for.

[Taverner]

13. I may not like Britney but...

What a fuckball!!! (K-Fed that is...)

[ghostsofgiants]

17. Yeah, Cletus is definitely the larger of two douchebags

[Fleshdancer]

18. but she had a prenup written up at the last minute

why do I know this? :eyes:

If she gives him a large settlement, will he use some of that money to pay for child support he owes for his other two kids? Can't the women of Earth come together and all agree NOT to fuck this idiot?