The Plan

[Swede]

The Plan


-In the Beginning was the Plan,

and then came the Assumptions, and the Assumptions were without form,

and the Plan was without substance.

-Darkness was upon the faces of the Privates and Corporals,

and the Privates and Corporals went unto their Sergeants and said,

this is a crock of shit and it stinks,

and the Sergeants went unto their Warrant Officers saying,

it is a pail of dung and we can't live with the smell,

and the Warrant Officers went unto their Chief Warrant Officers saying,

it is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it,

and the Chief Warrant Officers went unto their Captains saying,

it is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength,

and the Captains went to the Majors saying,

it contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong,

and the Majors went to the Colonels saying,

it promotes growth and it is very powerful,

and the Colonels went unto the General and said,

this new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the Army with very powerful effects,

and the General looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good,
and the Plan became Policy,

and that, my friends, is how shit happens...

[geardaddy]

1. I need to steal that.

lol

[Swede]

2. Just got it in a email.

So I won't tell on ya. :cheers: