Some of these are hilarious. Here's a few:
"Late Show with David Letterman," CBS"Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney."
"We can't get Bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney."
"The guy who got gunned down, he is a Republican lawyer and a big Republican donor and fortunately the buck shot was deflected by wads of laundered cash. So he's fine. He took a little in the wallet."
"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," NBC"I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?' "
"Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson," CBS"You can understand why this lawyer fellow let his guard down, because if you're out hunting with a politician, you think, 'If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back.'
More here:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/14/cheney.jokes.ap/index.html