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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 04:07 PM
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What Bob Allen (R-Can I suck it) MEANT to say: (feel free to add your own)
Come on folks, this is a decent, God-fearing, Republican gentleman. He simply thought he was talking to a fat guy behind the counter at Starbucks. What he was trying to say was, "I need a joe, blob."
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hisownpetard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 04:11 PM
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1. Hilarious.
So he's just a caffeine-seeking dyslexic Republic.
Oh, I see!
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 04:13 PM
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2. "I need a corn cob?" n/t
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Dhalgren Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 04:14 PM
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3. I'm sorry, i have been trying to come up with something that the
officer could have mistaken for, "I'll give you twenty bucks to let me suck you off." - But I can't come up with anything...
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 04:15 PM
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4. "I'm just your typical, normal, everyday, straight, family values, homophobic, judgemental,
Edited on Thu Jul-12-07 04:15 PM by shain from kane
Republican party member, but I sure would like to suck your dick."
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 04:17 PM
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5. But Ocifer...He was just trying to sell his JOBs program...
Edited on Thu Jul-12-07 04:19 PM by Hubert Flottz
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 04:18 PM
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6. Isn't he having a press conference?
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 04:23 PM
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7. He's supposed to have one at 5:00pm.
Haven't heard anything yet, but I think he's gonna announce that he's leaving McCain for a real man. Fred Thompson.

Better get Tweety's head outa the way.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 04:26 PM
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8. CNN just played a portion of his mini press conference and he is denying
the allegations. He almost wanted to cry that people believed it. What if this incident was a misunderstanding?
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 04:30 PM
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9. Here's the arresting officers affidavit. You be the judge.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 04:36 PM
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11. LOL LOL LOL!
Mistake alright...BIG mistake!
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 04:37 PM
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12. Detective D. Kavanaugh must be one cool dude.
Edited on Thu Jul-12-07 04:38 PM by cat_girl25
I wouldn't be so cool, calm and collected and ask "what's up?" to some strange guy that entered the stall I was in. Wow!
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 04:33 PM
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10. So a senator and an FBI agent walk into a mens room...
The senator says, "I want a blow job"

the FBI agent says, "you're under arrest"

and the senator says, "what? you mean this isn't a house of prostitution?"
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DefenseLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 04:39 PM
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13. "Spare change?"
"Hell no! You need a job!"
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 04:39 PM
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14. He probably said
"C'mon, Jeb's out of town and I really need a fix, I'll give you $20 if you'll let me suck your dick......"

:rofl:
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 04:40 PM
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15. "I want to 'sell you caulk.'" Perhaps he's in the plumbing business?
:shrug:

mikey_the_rat
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markk Donating Member (99 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 04:40 PM
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16. or the classic from homer simpson
Edited on Thu Jul-12-07 04:41 PM by markk
"but officer I thought the cop was a prostitute!"
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blueknight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 05:04 PM
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17. why dont he
just give rush a call:shrug: they could blow each other until their jaws get tired
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 05:11 PM
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18. I've been seeing posts about Allen.
Where is the original story? Everyone is just having a blast on DU with this and that diaper story. Guess no one is on vacation this summer.
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maddezmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 05:59 PM
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19. here are a few links
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 06:41 PM
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20. Thanks. Florida, it figures. Repub...even more so.
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