Reply #24: "the MPDC is the primary law enforcement agency for the District of Columbia"

[muriel_volestrangler]

http://1.usa.gov/oNOtgh

I don't know what libertarian dreamland you're writing from today, but, in the real world, the police are a law enforcement agency, not bouncers.

"How do you report a crime where they is no police?"

Irrelevant wherever there are police. Such as when they're standing next to you.

Law enforcement is a primary duty of the police. You seem to think that because there weren't organised police forces when the US Constitution was created, then you can decide by yourself what they should do.