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bliss_eternal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-16-06 07:56 PM
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36. LOL! Jesus should be sold w/loin cloth and sandals...
Edited on Thu Nov-16-06 07:57 PM by bliss_eternal
Christ can't be naked, after all. I think his various outfits should be sold separately. For example, the "Jesus of Nazareth" ensemble vs. the "Jesus at the Last supper."

Last supper Jesus comes with a bottle of wine he can hold in his Kung-Fu grip, and a loaf of bread he shares with the Disciples (sold separately).

Judas has two faces, that you can twist around--the good disciple face and the "betrayer." He's scary. Not recommended for children 3 and under.

I hate to spoil the surprise, but "Crucifixion Jesus" will be released prior to Easter. He's sold with the crown of thorns, stakes and a mallet to nail him to the cross. Pull the string during his crucifixion and his eyes, feet, head and hands bleed. Angry crowd to persecute, taunt and stone christ sold separately.



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