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Holy Moly

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Tue Sep-29-09 10:52 AM
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39. Panic not

Edited on Tue Sep-29-09 11:00 AM by Holy Moly

Panic not, mah fellow fearless Amurkhans,
but have faith. The awesome power of our almighty patriotic prayers will save us from mere mach 10 missiles.
For God art on our side and shalt
ever always be on our side,
unto eternity,
or unto the Second Coming,
or unto the Tribulation,
or unto the Rapture,
or until Obama drones Osama,
whichever shalt cometh first.
For God shalt surely patriotically smite down those terrifying unchristianized commie missiles before they can striketh any of our almighty sacred super carriers, no?

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