I wouldn't wipe my butt hole with the Chicago Sun-Times

[Ellen Forradalom]

Two things in today's issue.

A quote from the column of one Neil Steinberg on the front page: (The relatives of 911 victims have) "in two short years, have gone from being objects of sympathy to a sort of permanent Greek chorus, hooting at any step away from the tragedy and toward regular life. " (This is in regards to 911 families objection to the proposed memorial.) Easy for him to say! He didn't have a 105-story building drop on his loved ones, and he isn't stymied for answers and a voice in the process. Stupid f*cker is saying "911 families? They're SO FIVE MINUTES AGO!"
http://www.suntimes.com/output/steinberg/cst-nws-stein14.html

And one aspiring mediawhore named Cindy Richards starts her column, "That G.W. has left me giddy as a schoolgirl. No, there's nothing weird going on between President George W. Bush and me. It's just that his promise to send us to Mars has me over the moon." What, there's nothing going on between you and Bush? What's stopping you? Claw your way to the front of the line and drop to your knees and BLOW HIM! http://www.suntimes.com/output/richards/cst-edt-cindy14.html