Write Ann Coulter regarding Sexiest Man Alive

[throwthebumsout]

I just dropped Ann Coulter an email, telling him/her how outraged I am that he has been overlooked by People magazine yet again, as they have not named him this year's Sexiest Man Alive. "How many years will People fail to see what we all see -- what a hunka man you are! It must be a particularly bitter pill to swallow, to have been beaten out this year by staunch liberal Johnny Depp! Oh, Ann -- they're blind, so blind. Johnny Depp's Adam's Apple can't hold a candle to yours!"
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