Reply #13: While, this wasn't a dream.. It was real life.

[Omphaloskepsis]

I have a bad bathroom story that I had forgotten about. Now I remember it, thanks, I think.

I was pissing into the urinal at a bar called John Henry's while minding my own. I got slammed into the wall (pant's down, limp dick on cold urinal) and this guy grabbed me around the neck and said, "I will kill you if you tell anyone about this." I looked and saw the guy was drinking a can of beer from outside. He finished the beer, dropped the can and walked away.

Freaked me the fuck out.. And I am planning on going to that bar tonight.