I breast-fed my baby while eating kudzu at the Olive Garden.

[Writer]

What a tasty snack! Nutritious for me and baby, too. I even smothered the green stuff in olive oil while slamming down glasses of house red wine, hollering the entire evening. My other four little angels ran about, playing Star Wars with the bread sticks stolen from others' tables. I cackled widely when one of them jumped into a woman's garden salad and pretended that he had gotten caught in the Dagobah Swamp.