The Tao of Oscar

[TrogL]

This is a continuation/musing upon the story of Oscar.

Original thread is here (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=624815)

The story so far (briefly):

A-Schwarzenegger has inherited an animal from his Uncle Leonard. It is a strange looking beast (detailed description here) with a remarkable vocabulary of facial expressions (described here) who is doing something :scared: in the attic.

He stole a briefcase, generating considerable discussion in another thread.

He is extremely well-read and has been spotted with copies of Kakfa's The Trial, Metamorphosis and Biedermann und die Brandstifter.

He has recently been outfitted with translators (barkalater, cataloater,...), devices of some sort which he uses to grace us with his words of wisdom.

Some samples:

• "I can't think I need to clean my balls first!"
  
• "You'd be better off asking yourself how you like it." (responding to a question about Metamorphosis )
  
• "Tao. 30. Last four lines."
  

There are suspicions that he knows much more about the space-time continuum that we, and fears that he might be going to act upon that knowledge.