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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-05-07 07:38 PM
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1. With all due respect, Batman is a fucking moron.
Edited on Fri Oct-05-07 07:38 PM by Bucky
Think about the number of cases where he rescues some street orphan or mob witness and then puts them up in Bruce Wayne's mansion. No one ever sees them together, but Batman keeps on loudly announcing, "Yes my 'friend' Bruce Wayne has told me you can stay at his mansion until this case is over." How humanitarian. How retarded. Think about all the cases where Bruce Wayne's butler shows up on the scene as either a back up, or kidnap victim, or a getaway driver. Think about all the times Bruce Wayne suddenly disappears from the scene of a murder right before Batman shows up. And the first thing out of his mouth is, "Don't worry everyone, I've already moved my 'friend' Bruce Wayne out of harm's way. Now I'll solve this murder."

Pfff, like he's not going to move anyone else out of harm's way. Sure, they could all be suspects. Why not suspect Bruce Wayne then? I would, given all the times he happens to be right at the scene of a murder. Is there anyone in Gotham City who hasn't figured out the truth yet? I mean besides that senile fool they call a Police Commissioner?
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