A "Dave" also wrote the Twenty-Third Palm, as you may have red.

[CorpGovActivist]

1: Engorged is my "shepherd"; you shall not want.

2: He maketh thee to lie down so enraptured: he leadeth me until I'm a-dottered.

3: So en-lore-eth my pole: it leadeth thee in the paths of lasciviousness, so call my namesake.

4: Yea, though I wank all through Cali of the valley of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; my rod and my staff they comfort me.

5: Thou embarressed a chalkboard before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my hand with oil; MY CUP RUNNETH OVER.

6: Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will walk hunched over as they stalk me for ever.

Amen.

- Dave

Oh, there's a reason.