In lieu of The Daily Earwig: The Life of Skinner, or The Gourds' Prayer

[CorpGovActivist]

Our Skinner who art an Admin



Mellow-ed be thy Brain



Thy servers run



Thy RAID racks hum



With mirth



Ever so unleavened



Works for no pay



Our mezmied heads



And forgives us our gaffes



As we forgive the motherf*&^%$ who throw down against us


And lead us not from libations



As we are your Weebles



For thine is the ringtone



And the glower



And the Dory forever



Amen.

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Shall we tombstone him, sire?



Ah, well. Always http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1loyjm4SOa0">look on the bright side of death. *whistle*



And call yer mum!



Truly faithful followers of Skinner follow the Gourd. THE GOURD! Follow the Gourd! The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem!