Reply #109: have you ever BEEN to Wisconsin?

[northzax]

a primary diet of beer, cheese and bratwurst starts to make even a corpse look good.

and for everyone wondering why there is no law against it, can you imagine being the guy who introduced the bill? "er, yes, this is HR 435.46 a bill to outlaw the practice of having sex with dead people." "Excuse me, Representative Smith, what made you think of this law?" "er, I was, er, watching a movie on the teevee, yeah, that's it"

plus, it's not really a good campaign issue, right? Vote for Smith, he banned fucking dead people! (or the counter: while your business was struggling, John Smith spent his time passing laws against digging up dead bodies for sexual purposes. I will give you a tax cut!) real winner there.