Reply #24: Stay the hell away from cheap Fortified wines.

[TheMightyFavog]

Taylor Port, Mad Dog 20/20, Wild Irish Rose, Even Manischiweitcz. You'll puke purple and have the hangover of the Gods.

That, and Life is too short to drink cheap shitty booze. Spend the extra money on good imported and domestic Beer instead of cheap shit like Natural Light. And most importantly, when it comes to alcohol, don't be afraid to try something new! That's how I discovered Schwelmer Alt, Sake, and the Brandy Old Fashioned Sour. (Yes, this proves beyond a doubt that I am a Wisconsinite.)