Reply #40: Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.

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More bad advice:

Keep your drinks in your hands and in your line of sight at all times.

Stay out of churches. And don't let a priest near you if you're dying - all they got a key to is the shithouse.

If someone else is paying your tuition, board, etc., persuade them to do this: forget about college and you, you get a part-time low-effort job for now, and max out a Roth IRA with some of your saved tuition money. If you have loot left over, by the low-cost, low-turnover Vanguard Total Stock Market Index Fund in a taxable account at Vanguard that you can hold until your 67. Always fill up that Roth IRA every year, though, if you are qualified (have earned income during the year). Meanwhile, make art or play bicycle polo, have sex with everybody you want to have sex with, live a low-key life.

If you have health insurance, learn to roller skate on quads and shoot from a sawed-off shotgun while you're skating. It'll come in handy during the zombie apocalypse.

Omit needless words.

Avoid time vampires, human and otherwise (bye DU!).