Reply #15: The Dangers Of The Alaskan Wilderness....

[auntAgonist]

John was the owner of a liquor store in the big city. One day, after 25 years of dealing with a demanding public and bureaucracy, John made the decision to sell his liquor store and move to the wilds of Alaska.

John used the money from the sale of his store to buy 40 acres of land in the Alaskan wilderness. John lived in nearly total isolation for nearly 6 months, until one day he heard a knock on his door. Opening the door, he found a huge, bearded man standing before him.

"I'm Lars," said the man. "I live about 40 miles up the road. I'm having a Christmas party on Friday night and I hope you can come."

"That sounds great," said John. "I've been here for six months or so and have hardly seen a soul."

As Lars turned to leave, he told John "I should warn you, there'll probably be a lot of drinking there."

"I don't mind," said John. "I owned a liquor store for 25 years so I've been around plenty of people who drink."

"And, there could be a lot of fighting," responded Lars.

"That's OK," said John. "I can take care of myself."

"There's probably going to be some wild sex, too" said Lars.

"That would be great," said John. "Like I said, I've hardly seen a soul for the past 6 months. How should I dress for the party?"

"Don't much matter," said Lars. "Just gonna be the two of us."