Reply #13: Goodness?

[quakerboy]

one more word and you are on ignore, buster. Goodness and Panda Express belong nowhere in the same post.

I had Orange Chicken, Fried rice, and Sweet and Sour Pork. I had looked them up online earlier, and was hoping for Sweet and sour chicken and BBQ pork. But they didn't have either.

The Orange chicken tasted exactly(not a little, Exactly) like my stomach acid. It was like vomiting, without any of the relief.

The Fried Rice tasted much like... Water. Perhaps with a hint of paper. Not pepper, mind you, paper.

The sweet and sour pork tasted like... Catsup with a hint of brown sauce.

Where the crack was my MSG or Salt? Nowhere, thats where. And as to over sized... I guess any vomit on a plate could be considered oversized, but what I received was, to my understanding, supposed to be "food", and as such was nothing like over sized. Not that it mattered, because I refused to torment myself past the first taste of anything but the rice. That at least was mercifully taste free.


Never again. Not even if I am frozen, and awakened to a post apocalyptic world like that of Demolition man, with the exception that all restaurants, rather than being Taco Bell, are Panda Express. I would sooner eat Dirt. At least dirt tastes earthy, rather than like Vomit.