Please post a youtube video of your credit card.

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Make sure to show both sides.

Also, please make sure that the video is of good quality so that the numbers on the card may be read with ease.

Then, write your mother's maiden name in large letters on a piece of paper, and include that in the video.

Then, shoot a video of all your valuables and their location within your home.

Finally, show yourself speaking in the video and talking about the hours of the day in which your home is empty and your neighbors are most likely to be working.

Thank you.