Reply #94: True story:

[Sheltiemama]

The mother of the woman who used to do my hair is desperate to get her married off. The woman is pretty desperate, too, which is why she scares off every man she goes out with. She left the shop, and now I go to a woman who goes to church with her. Well, "Katie" started dating a new man. At a church event, one of her uncles said, "Katie, you do know you and 'John' are cousins, don't you?" They didn't. "John" was horrified and immediately broke off the relationship. "Katie's" mother asked the uncle, "Well, just how closely ARE they related?" The teller of this delightful story said "John" said that he didn't want children with two heads and six arms.