groaners

[Terwilliger]

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>Two peanuts walk into a rowdy bar. One was asalted.
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>A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but
>don't
>start anything."
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>A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food
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>here."
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>A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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>A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says "A
>beer please, and one for the road."
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>Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married the ceremony wasn
>t much but the reception was great.
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>Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says
>Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
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>A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says "My dog's cross-eyed, Is
>there anything you can do for him?" "Well" says the vet "let's have a look
>at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, checks his teeth,
>etc. Finally he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Just
>because he's cross-eyed???" "No, because he's really, really heavy."
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>I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a mussel.
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>What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
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