I am having a specialty refrigerator installed in my bathroom. It is being built into the wall, right above my toilet. There is an ashtray built into the door of the fridge.
When I wake up at 3AM to go to the bathroom, I want to be able to have a cold beer and a cigarette.
Anyway, the contractors are installing it now.
I heard one of them whisper to his co-worker..."This guy must be a real fucking winner".
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