Reply #38: Write it out like a dictionary pronunciation key.

[Aristus]

And you get an all expenses paid trip to Puyallup. I'll lead the tour: There's South Hill Mall. Over there is the Applebee's. Across Meridian there is the Wal-Mart. KFC, Burger King, and Arby's are just down that way. Cross the street for Wendy's and Pizza Hut. Border's Books and Music is right next door to Taco Del Mar and Key Bank. Skipper's is right next door to Starbuck's. There's another Starbuck's where the old Safeway used to be. Another one where the new Safeway is. A fourth Starbuck's right next to The Keg.

Ahh! Puyallup! Like no place else in America! :D