Reply #14: The longer list

[Bossy Monkey]

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Talking Down to Your Audience

These are all real, and available at bookstores and online:
Heart Monitor Training for the Compleat Idiot
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Caring for Aging Parents
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Financial Aid for College
The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Middle East Conflict
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Wicca and Witchcraft
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Meeting and Event Planning
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Project Management
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Motorcycles
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Horseback Riding
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Technical Writing
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Adoption
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Homeschooling
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Psychology
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Zen Living
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Prayer
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Living with Breast Cancer
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Cigars
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Numerology
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Decoding Your Genes
Investing for Dummies
Personal Finance for Dummies
Networking for Dummies
Golf for Dummies
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I'm still waiting for The Complete Idiot's Guide to Complete Idiocy, but I'm sure these guys won't disappoint me.