Reply #33: Top Ten Reasons men watch the Food Network:

[originalpckelly]

10. The devil made me do it.

9. Batteries in remote control magically ran out when Food Network on the TV, too lazy to get up and change channel manually or find more batteries.

8. Trying to get wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband (in MA) to learn how to make food featured on Food Network.

7. Wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband (in MA) has death ray, and is not afraid to use it, if channel changed.

6. Teasing dog who thinks food on Food Network is real; stupid dog.

5. "Food...yum."

4. Played Nintendo Wii, remote flew out of hand, hit TV, now all it will show is Food Network.

3. Ordered out from fancy restaurant, using sound of food cooking to mask that fact. (Think Mrs. Doubtfire.)

2. "Wasn't cold pizza a sports show honey?"

1. Anxiously awaiting Barak Obama's Presidential announcement.