Reply #36: Ha! My older son's mother never forgave me for the fact that I was eating a ham sandwich while

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he was being born. But hey, at least I was there in the room with her...I was hungry, dammit, and could have just as easily stayed downstairs in the cafeteria to eat my dinner!

Mrs R, on the other hand, had a c-section to deliver the Little Guy. I walked into the operating room and stopped to watch them open her up, and the doctor panicked, yelling at me that I had to go over by her head, where there was a curtain that blocked my view of the proceedings.

I told him "don't worry, I'm not going to throw up or pass out; I've seen more guts than this before, and I just want to keep an eye on how everything's working out here," but he was insistent, the son of a bitch.

Damn doctors.

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