Reply #47: Slow drivers in the left lane. Shot, drawn, quartered, head stuck on pike.

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Those who invented our new curse, speed cameras. Will take photos as we shoot them.

People who are TOO LAZY TO PARK THEIR CARS in the designated spaces 15 feet away, and instead leave them illegally in the curb lane in front of the store, blocking traffic flow.

Detect a theme?

Creators of clamshell packaging. Cut them with the box knife and scissors and machetes.

People who wait in checkout lines until the final price is wrung BEFORE they look for their wallet, checkbook, credit cards, or whatever. Cut up their purses before shooting them.