Reply #99: A Message I sent to Anne Coulter neanderbitch

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Dear Sir,
 
Although I know myself not qualified to judge anything, and
therefore having always worked hard to not do so, I can't keep
from making an exception here. Deliver us from evil? YOU ARE
THE EVIL. WHO WOULD JESUS KILL? Am I supposed to say that as
I'm flying a plane into the mosque at Mecca, as the pilot who
screamed GOD IS GREAT right before he crashed into the world
trade center?? JESUS COULDN"T EVEN KILL YOU, EVEN AS YOU
DISTORT EVERYTHING HE DIED FOR!!  JESUS WAS A LIBERAL.
THAT"S WHY THE "CONSERVATIVES" i.e.: RELIGIOUS
ESTABLISHMENT OF HIS DAY KILLED HIM. Don't believe me? Read
the Bible, you idiots. 
 
By the way. At just what period in history would you like to
return us to? If you were a true "conservative" you
would know that women are source of evil, having succumbed to
the snake and eaten from the primordial apple. Should we, like
Solomon, the greatest biblical king, have a couple thousand of
them who didn't have a say in anything? How about just a
hundred years ago? Anne would probably not have lived to her
present age, she wouldn't have had been able to vote, nor had
anything more than the most basic education. A hundred years
before that she would have been traded for some livestock in
her early teens, screwed through a hole in a sheet and have
been lucky to see the age of 20.
 
Liberals are dangerous. We are so because we cannot conform.
We never stop questioning. We need to learn, advance, grow. If
not for us, you would both be in the last paragraph. You are a
threat to our race only because of us. Maybe you could have
your own space in the world, where you could create your
kingdom on earth. A religious state, living by the laws in the
bible. Want to see what it would look like? Iran, Afghanistan,
Nigeria, Syria and a few others. 
 
Why don't you move there? Really, it's the same god, same old
testament, just different messiahs. The change would be cheap.
"WHO WOULD MOHAMMED KILL?" Just one small change and
you would be up and running. But wait, sorry, I forgot to
mention that these are REAL conservatives, which is why they
hate us. Oh, and I hope you're not attached to that clitoris
thing. See, GOD fucked up and made you like sex but then
blamed the woes of mankind on you liking sex. It doesn't say
that in exact terms anywhere, but we the faithful are free to
extrapolate and interpret as we see fit, just as long as we
look like we are smarter than those whom we want to follow our
interpretation. Answer? That clitoris thing has got to go.    
 
You are indeed the ongoing evil in this world. You and those
like you are why the rest of us live in fear. You sound
intelligent, use nice vocabulary, and because of that the
herd, armed with faith and devoid of common sense and
curiosity follow blindly. Had the rest of us, throughout
history, not seen through you self righteous crap and
questioned the world around us, the world would still be flat
and the center of the universe. 
 
I know the futility of making any argument in this medium, and
I don't want to waste your time. I do however, issue you a
challenge. A public debate, anywhere, any time, on theology,
history, science. In short, the world and Christ you know
nothing about yet distort to your content and profit. I will
pay whatever. I am not wealthy, but I would gladly raise your
fee. We can settle the topics to debate beforehand. I will
give all the time in the world to research. GOD knows you
could definitely use it.
 
I'm seriously thinking of publicizing this. If you are right,
and by that I mean can prove your arguments beyond a doubt, I
will be your greatest advocate. Otherwise, you will be exposed
for what I believe you are. I've seen Anne speak. Easy without
having to argue a point. 
 
Case in point: One night on C-Span I heard her explain at
length why it was justified for the settlers of this country
to kill and then displace the original inhabitants of this
continent such as we did. Her reasoning? They would never have
been able to support, under their cultural and societal
structure, the population we now have. They were simply too
inefficient. Actually, her reasoning has merit. Their societal
structure couldn't support our numbers. Does this, however,
still justify our actions? Were these the people Jesus would
kill? Apparently so, since most of the indigenous inhabitants
of the Americas were killed indiscriminately by their European
colonizers. Being "heathen" made them easy to kill. 
 
Here is where the argument gets interesting. Now that we have
our 300 mil that the Indians couldn't support, we are dealing
with our own stupidity. You folks know what urban sprawl is?
Having built our country around what was the best highway
system in the world, we didn't, as Europe (which has a
population density much greater than ours) build up in our
existing cities, but out and away. We made suburbs. Single
family houses, connected to our metropolis via superhighway.
We work in metropolis and go home to the suburbs, forever
further as the low income population we surrendered the city
to expands and also grows out into the suburbs. Our
superhighways are no longer superhighways. Every once in a
while the mild mannered Anne follower is overwhelmed enough to
reach this new, purely American phenomenon we now call
"road rage". WHO WOULD JESUS KILL?
 
We can't expand much further, meaning that our societal
structure cannot support a 100 fold increase in population,
sorta like the native Americans and the present. Therefore,
I'm sure that Anne will be the first to volunteer to be kicked
out of her 5 bedroom house and marched 1000 miles in the dead
of winter to a new reservation for yuppies in the middle of
nothing, so that the misused land her house occupies can be
better used for a high-rise building supporting 20 families or
a path for the mass-transit system to get all these people to
work.
 
Faith can move mountains. Problem is that they don't actually
move, you just make yourself believe that they have. Thought
and action move mountains. Liberals have been doing it for
centuries IN SPITE OF YOU.
 
Up to it?
 
Would Jesus kill me?