Friday's Gungeon Gun Humor

[Spoonman]

With all the flaim bait this week, I thought we might need a good laugh.

Are you a Gun Grabber, a Gun Nut, or just a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:


You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.


Suddenly, a man with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, raises the
knife, and charges at you.


You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. (Large caliber pistol)


You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?


THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:










Gun Grabbers
Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.






Gun Nuts
Answer:



BANG!






Redneck's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG !

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG !

Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!