The Day after Fitzmas: Pardon Uncle Karl and Dick (preemptively or not)

[IDemo]

.. Now watch this drive!!

Or: watch this unilateral war against Iran, or witness still another unchallenged assault against civil liberties and the Constitution. Same diff, the purposeful destruction of America will continue unabated.

Does anybody seriously doubt what the reaction will be by Chimpus DestroyUs upon hearing that one or both hemispheres of his brain have been indicted? (That would be after he has looked up 'indicted' in the Weekly Reader).

"If they've been indicted, well, that just means the Decider can outdict them, right? Right??"

"Of course you can, sir. Just issue the pardons, and keep the bad liberal truthiness off by launching Operation Persian Petrol."